boydykedevo:

boydykedevo:

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say “battery low” in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

catboybiologist:

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colemckenzies:

finding out that you now like a food you always hated as a kid is so exciting. now i too get to experience the joys of Coleslaw

stuckinapril:

Literally the only two things stopping me from using a flip phone as a means of digital detox are spotify and google maps. These are the only things

gravecats:

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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

Anonymous said:

hi!!! hope you're doing well!

name 5 books that blew your mind. i'm looking for recs 👀

cheruib:

okayokay!!!!

devotions by mary oliver (altered my brain chemistry first time i read it and completely changed the way i perceive life)

letters to a young poet by rainer maria rilke (great advice great book)

my sweet orange tree by jose more de vasconcelos (i read this in French for school like 8 years ago and i still think about it)

journal of an ordinary grief by mahmoud darwich (& also a river dies of thirst they’re both suchhhhh impactful books. i love mahmoud darwich and im so grateful i get to read his work in Arabic because it’s truly so mesmerizing. but the translations are reaaaaaally good as well so pls do read them<3)

the stranger by albert camus (honestly anything by camus is worth reading but this one is a must read!)

hope u find something you like & enjoy and hope ur doing great as well!!💗💗

midnightmadwoman:

shubbabang:

bitterappleman:

shubbabang:

it’s sinple from 9 to 5 u just gotta be workpilled you gotta be emailcore focusedwave it’s true a neurotypical told me and they’re normal so I believe tgem

We have to up our productivity to meet our quotas and improve our metrics. We should reach out to our client base with surveys and user feedback. That’s not my department, but we need to restate our core values and create an action plan for a strategy that’ll greatly synergize our output. But let’s circle back to that later. We need to focus on our product. We need to produce content. We have to think outside the box and be proactive with our traditional culture. We’ve gotta return to the drawing board and address the elephant in the room. Do we have the tools to succeed in our tasks? We need more constructive feedback. This could be a game changer. We need to leverage our influence to really push the envelope and improve our portfolio. No need to reinvent the wheel, let’s run this up the flagpole and touch base with management.

did you just put a curse on me I’m shaking

Q: What is the sound of a hedge fund manager falling down the stairs?

A: 👆

william-shakespeare-official:

nerdsandthelike:

littlecityghost:

william-shakespeare-official:

Here’s THE masterpost of free and full adaptations, by which I mean that it’s a post made by the master.

Anthony and Cleopatra: here’s the BBC version

As you like it: you’ll find here an outdoor stage adaptation and here the BBC version

Coriolanus: Here’s a college play, here’s the 1984 telefilm, here’s the 2014 one with tom hiddleston

Hamlet: The Kenneth Branagh 1996 Hamlet is here, the 1964 russian version is here and the 1964 american version is here. THe 1964 Broadway production is here, the 1948 Laurence Olivier one is here. And the 1980 version is here. Here are part 1 and 2 of the 1990 BBC adaptation. Have the 2018 Almeida version here.

Henry IV: part 1 and part 2 of the BBC 1989 version. And here’s part 1 of a corwall school version.

Henry V: Laurence Olivier (who would have guessed) 1944 version. The 1989 Branagh version here. The BBC version is here.

Julius Caesar: here’s the 1979 BBC adaptation, here the 1970 John Gielgud one.

King Lear: Laurence Olivier once again plays in here. And Gregory Kozintsev, who was I think in charge of the russian hamlet, has a king lear here. The 1975 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny’s 2008 version is here. The 1974 version with James Earl Jones is here.

Macbeth: here’s the 1961 one with Sean Connery. Here’s the 1971 by Roman Polanski, with spanish subtitles. Here’s the 1948 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZrf_0_CcQ“>here. The 1988 BBC onee with portugese subtitles and here the 2001 one). The 1969 radio one with Ian McKellen and Judi Dench is here and the 1966 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny’s 2008 version is here.

Measure for Measure: BBC version here.

The Merchant of Venice: here’s a stage version, here’s the 1980 movie, here the 1973 Lawrence Olivier movie, here’s the 2004 movie.

The Merry Wives of Windsor: the Royal Shakespeare Compagny gives you this movie.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: have this sponsored by the City of Columbia, and here the BBC version.

Much Ado About Nothing: Here is the kenneth branagh version and here the Tennant and Tate 2011 version. Here’s the 1984 version.

Othello: A Massachussets Performance here, the 2001 movie her is the Orson Wells movie with portuguese subtitles theree, and a fifteen minutes long lego adaptation here. THen if you want more good ole reliable you’ve got the BBC version here and there.

Richard II: here is the BBC version

Richard III: here’s the 1955 one with Laurence Olivier, and here’s the 1995 one with Ian McKellen. (the 1995 one is in english subtitled in spanish. the 1955 one has no subtitles and might have ads since it’s on youtube)

Romeo and Juliet: here’s the 1988 BBC version.

The Taming of the Shrew: the 1988 BBC version here, the 1929 version here, some Ontario stuff here and here is the 1967 one with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

The Tempest: the 1979 one is here, the 2010 is here. Here is the 1988 one.

Timon of Athens: here is the 1981 movie with Jonathan Pryce,

Troilus and Cressida can be found here

Titus Andronicus: the 1999 movie with Anthony Hopkins here

Twelfth night: here for the BBC, herefor the 1970 version with Alec Guinness, Joan Plowright and Ralph Richardson.

The Winter’s Tale: the BBC version is here

Please do contribute if you find more. This is far from exhaustive.

(also look up the original post from time to time for more plays)

Oh, I have additions!

A Misdummer Night Dream: Here’s the 2013 globe production (the one with The Kiss, you know it)

Romeo and Juliet: Here’s the one that was going to be a stage show and then lockdown happened so they filmed it! Stars Josh O’Connor and Jessie Buckley

Okay, I’m collating everything from the comments because I love this so much!

From vivienlacroix:

Much Ado about Nothing: Here is the Free Shakespeare in the Park version with Danielle Brooks as Beatrice (From 2019)

Hamlet: Here is the 1921 silent film in which Hamlet is a woman (don’t get your hopes up though it’s extremely sexist and heteronormative)

A Midsummer Night‘s Dream: here is the 2019 National Theatre version (With Gwendoline Christie)


From partywithponies:

Here is the Shakespeare’s Globe/Roger Allam/Colin Morgan version of The Tempest! (From 2013)


From ryfkah

"Двенадцатая ночь” (Twelfth Night), a Russian film from 1955 (with subtitles)

Twelfth Night (1986), a filmed version of an Australian stage production with baby Geoffrey Rush as Andrew Aguecheek


From chekovsphaser:

This drive has 4 Globe productions Midsummer 2013 and Tempest 2013 (Both above), and then As You Like It 2009, and Love’s Labour’s Lost 2010


From maa-pix:

Twelfth Night: the 1998 version, “Live From Lincoln Center” on PBS, directed by Nicholas Hytner, with Helen Hunt, Paul Rudd, and Kyra Sedgwick. Part One, Intermission interview with Nicholas Hytner, and Part Two. Also here. (Absolutely fantastic version, best I’ve ever seen.)


From everybody-dies-at-least-once:

Andrew Scott’s Hamlet: Almeida (2018)

King Lear at Shakespeare Festival NYC (1974) w/ James Earl Jones, Paul Sorvino, and a young (very sexy) Raul Julia here


Then I made a Google Drive for the ones that I have that I haven’t seen elsewhere on the list:

They are also all Globe productions: MacBeth 2020, Romeo and Juliet 2009, Romeo and Juliet 2019, The Merry Wives of Windsor 2019, and The Winter’s Tale 2018.


And then finally MIT has this super cool repository of performances from around the world and some of them have videos https://globalshakespeares.mit.edu/

In my (unsuccessful) quest to find The Hollow Crown, I also found a few other of the histories, so here’s Richard II with Sean Connery, Richard II with Ian McKellan, and a stage play of Richard III


Also, if anyone has a version of the lockdown Romeo and Juliet mentioned above or the Olivier or McKellan Richard IIIs, the current links are broken and the productions sound very cool!

I might kiss you my friend for that work. I awoke from my slumber to find that the post had become popular again and there was way too much notes attached to it for me to read them all.

bartmobile:

bartmobile:

do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took

council has spoken. here she is

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boydykedevo:

boydykedevo:

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say “battery low” in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

catboybiologist:

VENT POST

Keep reading

colemckenzies:

finding out that you now like a food you always hated as a kid is so exciting. now i too get to experience the joys of Coleslaw

stuckinapril:

Literally the only two things stopping me from using a flip phone as a means of digital detox are spotify and google maps. These are the only things

gravecats:

image

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

Anonymous said:

hi!!! hope you're doing well!

name 5 books that blew your mind. i'm looking for recs 👀

cheruib:

okayokay!!!!

devotions by mary oliver (altered my brain chemistry first time i read it and completely changed the way i perceive life)

letters to a young poet by rainer maria rilke (great advice great book)

my sweet orange tree by jose more de vasconcelos (i read this in French for school like 8 years ago and i still think about it)

journal of an ordinary grief by mahmoud darwich (& also a river dies of thirst they’re both suchhhhh impactful books. i love mahmoud darwich and im so grateful i get to read his work in Arabic because it’s truly so mesmerizing. but the translations are reaaaaaally good as well so pls do read them<3)

the stranger by albert camus (honestly anything by camus is worth reading but this one is a must read!)

hope u find something you like & enjoy and hope ur doing great as well!!💗💗

midnightmadwoman:

shubbabang:

bitterappleman:

shubbabang:

it’s sinple from 9 to 5 u just gotta be workpilled you gotta be emailcore focusedwave it’s true a neurotypical told me and they’re normal so I believe tgem

We have to up our productivity to meet our quotas and improve our metrics. We should reach out to our client base with surveys and user feedback. That’s not my department, but we need to restate our core values and create an action plan for a strategy that’ll greatly synergize our output. But let’s circle back to that later. We need to focus on our product. We need to produce content. We have to think outside the box and be proactive with our traditional culture. We’ve gotta return to the drawing board and address the elephant in the room. Do we have the tools to succeed in our tasks? We need more constructive feedback. This could be a game changer. We need to leverage our influence to really push the envelope and improve our portfolio. No need to reinvent the wheel, let’s run this up the flagpole and touch base with management.

did you just put a curse on me I’m shaking

Q: What is the sound of a hedge fund manager falling down the stairs?

A: 👆

william-shakespeare-official:

nerdsandthelike:

littlecityghost:

william-shakespeare-official:

Here’s THE masterpost of free and full adaptations, by which I mean that it’s a post made by the master.

Anthony and Cleopatra: here’s the BBC version

As you like it: you’ll find here an outdoor stage adaptation and here the BBC version

Coriolanus: Here’s a college play, here’s the 1984 telefilm, here’s the 2014 one with tom hiddleston

Hamlet: The Kenneth Branagh 1996 Hamlet is here, the 1964 russian version is here and the 1964 american version is here. THe 1964 Broadway production is here, the 1948 Laurence Olivier one is here. And the 1980 version is here. Here are part 1 and 2 of the 1990 BBC adaptation. Have the 2018 Almeida version here.

Henry IV: part 1 and part 2 of the BBC 1989 version. And here’s part 1 of a corwall school version.

Henry V: Laurence Olivier (who would have guessed) 1944 version. The 1989 Branagh version here. The BBC version is here.

Julius Caesar: here’s the 1979 BBC adaptation, here the 1970 John Gielgud one.

King Lear: Laurence Olivier once again plays in here. And Gregory Kozintsev, who was I think in charge of the russian hamlet, has a king lear here. The 1975 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny’s 2008 version is here. The 1974 version with James Earl Jones is here.

Macbeth: here’s the 1961 one with Sean Connery. Here’s the 1971 by Roman Polanski, with spanish subtitles. Here’s the 1948 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZrf_0_CcQ“>here. The 1988 BBC onee with portugese subtitles and here the 2001 one). The 1969 radio one with Ian McKellen and Judi Dench is here and the 1966 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny’s 2008 version is here.

Measure for Measure: BBC version here.

The Merchant of Venice: here’s a stage version, here’s the 1980 movie, here the 1973 Lawrence Olivier movie, here’s the 2004 movie.

The Merry Wives of Windsor: the Royal Shakespeare Compagny gives you this movie.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: have this sponsored by the City of Columbia, and here the BBC version.

Much Ado About Nothing: Here is the kenneth branagh version and here the Tennant and Tate 2011 version. Here’s the 1984 version.

Othello: A Massachussets Performance here, the 2001 movie her is the Orson Wells movie with portuguese subtitles theree, and a fifteen minutes long lego adaptation here. THen if you want more good ole reliable you’ve got the BBC version here and there.

Richard II: here is the BBC version

Richard III: here’s the 1955 one with Laurence Olivier, and here’s the 1995 one with Ian McKellen. (the 1995 one is in english subtitled in spanish. the 1955 one has no subtitles and might have ads since it’s on youtube)

Romeo and Juliet: here’s the 1988 BBC version.

The Taming of the Shrew: the 1988 BBC version here, the 1929 version here, some Ontario stuff here and here is the 1967 one with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

The Tempest: the 1979 one is here, the 2010 is here. Here is the 1988 one.

Timon of Athens: here is the 1981 movie with Jonathan Pryce,

Troilus and Cressida can be found here

Titus Andronicus: the 1999 movie with Anthony Hopkins here

Twelfth night: here for the BBC, herefor the 1970 version with Alec Guinness, Joan Plowright and Ralph Richardson.

The Winter’s Tale: the BBC version is here

Please do contribute if you find more. This is far from exhaustive.

(also look up the original post from time to time for more plays)

Oh, I have additions!

A Misdummer Night Dream: Here’s the 2013 globe production (the one with The Kiss, you know it)

Romeo and Juliet: Here’s the one that was going to be a stage show and then lockdown happened so they filmed it! Stars Josh O’Connor and Jessie Buckley

Okay, I’m collating everything from the comments because I love this so much!

From vivienlacroix:

Much Ado about Nothing: Here is the Free Shakespeare in the Park version with Danielle Brooks as Beatrice (From 2019)

Hamlet: Here is the 1921 silent film in which Hamlet is a woman (don’t get your hopes up though it’s extremely sexist and heteronormative)

A Midsummer Night‘s Dream: here is the 2019 National Theatre version (With Gwendoline Christie)


From partywithponies:

Here is the Shakespeare’s Globe/Roger Allam/Colin Morgan version of The Tempest! (From 2013)


From ryfkah

"Двенадцатая ночь” (Twelfth Night), a Russian film from 1955 (with subtitles)

Twelfth Night (1986), a filmed version of an Australian stage production with baby Geoffrey Rush as Andrew Aguecheek


From chekovsphaser:

This drive has 4 Globe productions Midsummer 2013 and Tempest 2013 (Both above), and then As You Like It 2009, and Love’s Labour’s Lost 2010


From maa-pix:

Twelfth Night: the 1998 version, “Live From Lincoln Center” on PBS, directed by Nicholas Hytner, with Helen Hunt, Paul Rudd, and Kyra Sedgwick. Part One, Intermission interview with Nicholas Hytner, and Part Two. Also here. (Absolutely fantastic version, best I’ve ever seen.)


From everybody-dies-at-least-once:

Andrew Scott’s Hamlet: Almeida (2018)

King Lear at Shakespeare Festival NYC (1974) w/ James Earl Jones, Paul Sorvino, and a young (very sexy) Raul Julia here


Then I made a Google Drive for the ones that I have that I haven’t seen elsewhere on the list:

They are also all Globe productions: MacBeth 2020, Romeo and Juliet 2009, Romeo and Juliet 2019, The Merry Wives of Windsor 2019, and The Winter’s Tale 2018.


And then finally MIT has this super cool repository of performances from around the world and some of them have videos https://globalshakespeares.mit.edu/

In my (unsuccessful) quest to find The Hollow Crown, I also found a few other of the histories, so here’s Richard II with Sean Connery, Richard II with Ian McKellan, and a stage play of Richard III


Also, if anyone has a version of the lockdown Romeo and Juliet mentioned above or the Olivier or McKellan Richard IIIs, the current links are broken and the productions sound very cool!

I might kiss you my friend for that work. I awoke from my slumber to find that the post had become popular again and there was way too much notes attached to it for me to read them all.

bartmobile:

bartmobile:

do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took

council has spoken. here she is

image
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